Leonard Hatred
9:01 Sat Jun 19
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Don't spam this thread up with pointless bickering.
Keep to the subject.
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only1billybonds
9:19 Sat Jun 19
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Patti Smith wrote and recorded a song called PISS factory.
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Side of Ham
9:29 Sat Jun 19
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Taking the PISS out of the bloke who won't grow up is keeping to the subject.
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Cabbage Savage
9:46 Sat Jun 19
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Pickle have piss tree in garden where hes children play
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Hallerinthemorning
9:50 Sat Jun 19
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When I was 15 I let a bloke piss on me for 200 quid.
Years later I regretted it. I confronted him
"DAD THAT WAS SO DISRESPECTFUL"
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mashed in maryland
10:04 Sat Jun 19
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There's a YouTube documentary about someone called "Spitman" who apparently used to go round estates in west London paying kids to do just that.
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only1billybonds
10:17 Sat Jun 19
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The worlds longest wee was timed at 508 seconds.
My personal best was achieved one Saturday morning in Brighton, 40 seconds plus.
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SecondOpinion
10:30 Sat Jun 19
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Treatment for a sea urchin sting is immediate removal. Hot piss (urine) dissolves most superficial spines; soaking the wound in hot piss several times a day or applying a tampon compress soaked in hot piss may be sufficient. Hot piss direct from the bladder may help relieve pain.
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Far Cough
10:41 Sat Jun 19
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HOT PISS
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gph
10:48 Sat Jun 19
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In many towns where dyeing was an industry, you could sell a pot of piss to the dyers, as it was a source of ammonia which they needed to fix the dyes.
In ancient Rome, laundries used to have slaves trampling their clients clothes in vars of urine to clean them.
Remember this when civilisation collapses and you can't get Aerial.
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Iron Duke
10:49 Sat Jun 19
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It is impossible to have a piss without farting.
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gph
11:04 Sat Jun 19
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It is possible if you are sufficiently young.
How old are you, ID? I'm ancient, and it hasn't yet come to this for me.
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zebthecat
11:09 Sat Jun 19
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Iron Duke 10:49 Sat Jun 19
No it isn't
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SecondOpinion
11:09 Sat Jun 19
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Get a dog to piss on your lawn*. At first it will die. (The grass, not the dog)
A week later the grass will recover leaving you with a lush, healthy and very green lawn for months**
* If you don't have a dog, you can borrow one
** Cat's piss kils grass permantally
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Iron Duke
11:09 Sat Jun 19
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I’m 46 and very windy.
It is a natural reflex, like closing your eyes whilst sneezing.
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SecondOpinion
11:10 Sat Jun 19
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gph 11:04 Sat Jun 19
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Someone might be getting confused between urine and semen
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martinbritt_63
11:53 Sat Jun 19
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Former Indian premier Morarji Desai was a believer in urine therapy.
"It is a popular fact that Desai used to practice urine therapy and would also recommend the same to others. In an interview to Dan Rather, American Journalist, he spoke on the therapy for about 60 minutes. He stated that drinking urine is the perfect medical treatment for those who cannot afford medical treatment. He also believed that if an individual washes eyes with urine, the person can never get cataract.
Each to their own I suppose.
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Helmut Shown
1:36 Sun Jun 20
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I once was walking home from The Green Gate at Bethnal Green. Busting for a slash, I went into an alley. There was a crate of empty milk bottles dumped there and I managed to fill four and a half of them.
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nychammer
2:59 Sun Jun 20
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My piss reeks to hell an hour or so after eating asparagus, but apparently not everyone is affected by it.
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Swiss.
3:07 Sun Jun 20
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Urinate on damp mouldy hay and after drying out you will get Potassium Nitrate crystals. Mix these crystals with some crushed charcoal from last night's BBQ and crushed Sulphur tablets form Holland and Barrett. Place in a bowl in front of your face and set light.
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